Or so says a 77-year-old man from Iowa, who found himself stuck above his septic tank on Monday night. The Associated Press
reports:
The man spent part of Monday wedged in the tank's opening upside down, with his head inside and his feet kicking into the air above. He'd been trying to find a clog, but lost his balance.
He says he hollered for help, but it was an hour before his wife walked by a window and noticed two feet in the air.
The man told cops that he couldn't have lasted much longer. Teach him to root out clogs on Christmas Eve.
it happens
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought some of my Christmases were crappy.
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