Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellwegger met in January, married in May, broke up in September. She filed for an annulment. He talked to Life magazine.
Says Chesney: The break-up "was like opening the door to your house and having someone come in and take your big-screen TV off the wall during the big game, and there's nothing you can do about it."
At least she rated up there with a big-screen TV; maybe he even meant a plasma.
The metaphorically challenged Chesney has a new album, "The Road and the Radio," coming out on Nov. 8.