DO THIS IN MEMORY OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT HELLER

Mr. Heller was 88 and, according to his obit in the Chicago Tribune, quite the feisty fella:

Ted was discharged from the U.S. Army during WWII due to service related injuries, and then forced his way back into the Illinois National Guard insisting no one tells him when to serve his country. Graveside services Tuesday 11 a.m. at Waldheim Jewish Cemetery (Ziditshover section), 1700 S. Harlem Ave., Chicago. In lieu of flowers, please send acerbic letters to Republicans. Arrangements by Chicago Jewish Funerals, Douglas MacIsaac, funeral director 847-229-8822

Might we suggest sending an acerbic note to Missouri's top Republican? Or, if you insist on using snail mail, you may set pen to paper and wing it to:

Office of the Governor
Room 216, State Capitol Building
Jefferson City MO 65101