STUDENT URINATES IN ICE MACHINE

Thirty-one people later got ice from the machine in Carlisle, Ky. Yes, they're pissed. The Associated Press reports:

Ben Buckler, chief of police for Nicholas County Schools, said another student dared the boy, who told officials he relieved himself in the ice machine in the gymnasium lobby just before physical education class Wednesday.

School law officials say charges will be filed, although officials were still trying to decide Thursday what to charge him with. He was suspended for 10 days, pending an expulsion hearing.

Charge the kid with nothing. Just make him take iced drinks from the 31 people who used the school ice machine.