ORAL SEX FOR SALE AT JACKSONVILLE HIGH SCHOOL

Christopher Lemay, 18, reportedly paid a 16-year-old girl to perform fellatio on another boy at Sandalwood High School in Jacksonville, Fla. Now Lemay and two other students face some crime time.

Yes, the words "wood" and "jack" appear in this story. From WJXX:

Sandalwood administrators say the act happened under a table in a large class full of students, so the teacher had limited visibility.

The news is catching even veteran educators by surprise.

"It is not indicative of any school in Duval County," said Acting Principal Jack Shanklin.

"I've been in education a long time and I have never seen a situation like this in any educational setting," he said.

All three students have been assigned to alternative schools.

And the acting principal's name is Jack Shanklin? Wonder if he knows the woman who authored a report about sexual misconduct among educators in American schools? Mr. Shanklin, meet Ms. Shakeshaft.