Tuesday, February 28, 2006


Anna Nicole Smith and her lawyers were before the U.S. Supreme Court on Tuesday, arguing that she deserves some money from her late husband's estate. J. Howard Marshall may have been old, but he had quite the eye when it came to women; Smith looked extraordinarily hot on Her Big Day.

Slate has a pretty good write-up on Tuesday's SCOTUS hearing; it includes this priceless line:
She has stepped into the only place in America where her breasts have no power.
What a cold, cruel place.


Anonymous said...

To suggest that Anna Nicole Smith's breasts have no power in the midst of the Supremes is to suggest that Clarence "Long Dong Silver" Thomas has recently become blind as a bat.

Anonymous said...

Hold my coke.