Saturday, April 08, 2006

FAMILY VISIT

The older brother, Robert, came to town with the family on Saturday. His wife, Annette, and daughter Amie -- we always want to amend her name with "what you wanna do" -- made for a warm day, despite a brisk wind.

But the day took a sobering pause when we found word that a creationist museum has purchased the remains of a one-eyed kitten.

Apparently a one-eyed, noseless kitten corpse proves that positive mutations can't happen and evolution is a fraud. Oh, yeah, the dead kitty also proves God is perfect. Who knew?

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