A LITTLE PORN FOR THAT EURO

This is the way money should be -- colorful and plastered with images of naked women. The wires report on a spicy counterfeit job:

Fake porn euro notes being sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash.

The notes, in 300, 600 and 1,000 euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature hunky men and big-breasted nude women.

Instead of the word 'Euro' being printed in the corner these notes have 'Eros' - the Greek god of love.

Click the link to eyeball the fake notes.