Monday, April 10, 2006


Monday and the sun shines, and Paris Hilton looks delightful walking past a puddle of vomit. You know, we've sauntered around many pools of spew, but never with such grace.

Thank God, however, that we didn't make the list of 100 unsexiest men in the world (though candidly, we could have been Top 10 on that sucker without even trying). Gilbert Gottfried wins honors as top dog, with Roger Ebert and Dr. Phil not far behind.

Cripes. Time to get productive.

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