Tuesday, June 27, 2006

STANDING UP FOR WHAT'S UPRIGHT

Rush Limbaugh, the radio talker, was detained on Monday. The Associated Press has this:
Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection examined the 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic, said Miller.

The matter was referred to the sheriff's office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh. According to Miller, Limbaugh said that the Viagra was for his use, and that he obtained it from his doctors.
Don't get the visual in your head of Rush Limbaugh having sex. You'll go insane.

22 comments:

notafinga said...

For once I am in complete agreement with my good friend Kornzacrackin. I think this is the kind of obsenity we don't need on the internets. However it is funny that a guy who has such a hard on to persecute all things good and pure in the world can't get one for his wife. Maybe he needs a photo of Monica taped to the head board?

The Newtster said...

Viagra is a good thing. Abortion clinics around the country are probably asking themselves, "what did we do before Viagra, doctor."

Pop a pill, blow a load and kill a kid. Liberals oughta love the stuff. What Rush was doing with I've no idea. Maybe he was planning on giving Hillary what for.

Anonymous said...

the thought of the Bulbous One doing anything sexual is, indeed, beyond repulsive. But take solace in this: He probably hasn't even SEEN Little Rush in years...

Anonymous said...

I never understood why Mr. Gasbag came out several years ago with a line of designer neckties, but now I realize they were intended to keep the foreskin from rolling up over his ears.

notafinga said...

Hey Newtster what the hell is up with the abortion jokes? Why do you people find so much humor in abortion?
" POP a pill, blow a load, kill a kid."
WTF?
Why not get some gay bashing in while your at it, sicko.

Ron Davis said...

Newtster: The new name in blogsquatting.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Limbaugh dating CNN's Daryn Kagan?

The Libertarian Guy said...

Well, THIS bust was a waste of resources... but then, most drug busts are also wastes of resources.

billylong said...

Rush on Viagra??? Well you can't beat that!!!

busplunge said...

That's probably why he took the viagra!

MrsThurstonHowell said...

What the hell was he doing with Viagra in the Dominican Republic?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Wipe that picture out of my little head!

shak el said...

He may have been using the Viagra bottle to hide Oxycotin. There are both big blue pills....

Anonymous said...

Who knew the EIB Network meant Erection In a Bottle?

The Libertarian Guy said...

Maybe he did not have sexual relations with that woman...

kornzakrackin said...

Let's review, class?

Limbaugh is a druggie.
William Bennet is a gambling junkie.
Bill O'Reilly settled a sexual harassment claim out of court, paying tens of millions in hush money.

Why, oh why, won't Americans heed the important messages about morality these princes of conservativism have been sending our way for years! Repent, heathens!

The Newtster said...

ron davis: just trying to be like you.

Ron Davis said...

Newtster: If you really were trying to be like me, you'd get your own blog and post under your own name.

Anonymous said...

Snap!

DocLarry said...

Newtster is just another name for Vinny.

Anonymous said...

Now Now, Doc Larry. You know if you say something about him he will spend all of the next two week whining about 'those morons on the Internet' and bad old 'Ron whats-his-name' on his little radio show. I understand he wants to fight me. Sorry, I don't think it is ethical or sportsman-like to fight brain damaged individuals.

Also, it was nice to see a post in here from Billy Long. He would never have gotten into the mess Rush did. He's too much of a man to need Viagra.

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