Wednesday, July 05, 2006

NORTH KOREA PREPARES TO SHOW MORE DONG

Another Taepodong-2 missile, or maybe a couple, according to various news reports. Reuters cites an NBC story claiming North Korea is putting final touches on another missile but doesn't yet have it on the launch pad. Fox reports another Taepodong-2 is ready to go, and up to four missiles may be fired soon.

In other phallic news, Joey Chestnut failed in his bid to beat trencherman Takeru Kobayashi in the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog-Eating Contest on Coney Island. America's great Hot Dog Hope swallowed 52 in 12 minutes. Kobayashi managed 53 and three-quarters.

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