Wednesday, August 02, 2006

FINALLY, SOME RELIEF FROM THE HEAT

Ozarkers are sweating like Mel Gibson at a bar mitzvah. That could change soon.

The National Weather Service says rain will hit southwest Missouri on Thursday. High temp: 91 degrees. The rain chance is 40 percent, so odds are we'll be hosed. By the weekend it's back to 90-plus weather.

As Fat Jack might say, it's hotter than a billy goat’s butt in a pepper patch.

9 comments:

MrsThurstonHowell said...

I've lived around here since Heck was a pup & without a doubt we are in a climate change. I'm as serious as Sunday School, something's got to give or we're going to leave a semi-arid Ozarks to our heirs. I hope Arnold and Tony Blair bucking Bush on the environment is more than politics.

Michelle said...

Come on, you sissies! It was this hot in the 80s...said so on KY3! Besides, what's the difference between 94 and 100? It feels just about the same if you're working outside...which I am...

Fat Jack said...

I'm sweatin like The Stoner at a VDJ Parade.

mit said...

"...or we're going to leave a semi-arid Ozarks to our heirs."

Hey, that's all my kids are gonna get.

But seriously, Mrs. Howell. I didn't do it so don't include me! Could it possibly just be attributed to, hmmm, July and August in the Oarks, USA?

"...Mel Gibson at a bar mitzvah."
You're killing me, dude!

And, Ron. How did you manage to make my word verification scramble to say "hhkfuqyo"? Back atcha, pal.

MrsThurstonHowell said...

FJack my fave...hotter than a hooker on nickel day...that's knee walkin' funny!

That police mug shot-o-sweating Mel makes him out to be a real Dapper Dan.

By the by, my word verif is gu(w)pu but that's not true because this sissy did a double dose of deoderant this morning.

Anonymous said...

hotter than a whore in a church on sunday...

Fat Jack said...

Lovey: Yeah, that is a good one. That came from my friend, Paul.

Anon: I love to see how these are done different. I've usually heard that one as: "Sweating like a whore in church." Good either way.

My personal fav (the one I use for myself) is: I'm sweating like a dancing mule.

NOTE: My Word Verification was "ifoxx" Gotta love that.

Anonymous said...

It's been hotter than the crotch on a troop train hooker.

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