Tuesday, February 06, 2007

THE ULTIMATE FLIGHT RISK

NASA astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak is now charged with attempted murder; she allegedly tried to bump off Colleen Shipman, who was reportedly too close (for Nowak's comfort) to space shuttle pilot Bill Oefelein.

Nowak was the first Italian-American to go into space. From her official biography:
Lisa enjoys bicycling, running, skeet, sailing, gourmet cooking, rubber stamps, crossword puzzles, piano, and African violets. As an undergraduate she competed on the track team. Her parents, Alfredo and Jane Caputo, reside in Rockville, Maryland.
Godspeed, Lisa Marie Nowak.

4 comments:

thom said...

Perhaps she could plead guilty by reason of SPAAAAAAAAACE MAAAAAAAADNESSSS!
Oh ice cream bar...

Anonymous said...

If she goes to prison, will she be hosed down by a bunch of damn dirty apes?

Anonymous said...

Hell hath no fury ...

Anonymous said...

Ground Control to Major Lisa...Take your Wellbutrin pill and put your diaper on...