Wednesday, May 30, 2007

MMM ... GUINEA PIG

Werner Brenner loved his girlfriend but hated her guinea pig.

"She lavished more love on her pet than me in the three years we were together," Brenner said, "and we were always fighting about the noise the damn thing made at night."

So Brenner killed the pet -- Rudi was its name -- and served it as a "romantic" dinner. According to Ananova:
Lara Hochner, 23, from Darmstadt only found out what had happened when she went to her beloved pet Rudi after the candle-lit meal, to make sure he had enough food and water.

When she realised he was not there, her 29-year-old boyfriend Werner Brenner admitted that the couple had just eaten the animal. ...

Lara has now moved out of their shared home and lives with her parents, and has started court action against her now ex-boyfriend.
You know, one guinea pig isn't enough for a main course.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I fear it may only arouse ones appetite, without beddin 'er down.

Anonymous said...

Mighty tasty gopher, Delmar.

Anonymous said...

We found a whole...gopher...village...

Anonymous said...

And like Hillary Clinton said, it damned near takes a village of gophers to serve a person.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she said that.

Abnormally Normal said...

I wonder if it tasted like chicken...??

Mary Helen said...

I was about to weigh in with the George Clooney line, but I see we've already covered that.