Friday, June 08, 2007

HILTON BACK TO JAIL

Paris Hilton, the heiress famous for amateur porn, was sent back to the hoosegow on Friday. The judge, unhappy that Hilton had been released and placed under house arrest, ordered her back behind bars to serve the rest of a 45-day sentence for driving drunk and not having a license.

The Associated Press penned these precious grafs:
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Hilton arrived in court with hair askew and wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She wore no makeup and she cried throughout the hearing.
There is a God and he is just.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay. I confess. I laughed. In fact, I'm still laughing. I'd say she's earned this.

MrsThurstonHowell said...

It's rehab time

Anonymous said...

couldn't happen to a nicer ho, except for the ho with the dirty, pirate hooker's mouth:)

Desdinova said...

I say let Paris Hilton stay at home and put former Ashcroft spokesman Steve Hilton in jail. I think it would be a fun switch.

Mary Helen said...

Is Paris Hilton on George Bush's payroll?

MrsThurstonHowell said...

Did Hanoi Hilton spawn Paris? Is she kin to Jane Fonda? And how does Lovey Hilton sound? Just asking.

Did GDubya really spawn just twins or is Paris the missing triplet?

Desdinova said...

No, Mary Helen, Paris is too smart to be part of the Bush administration.

Mary Helen said...

Then it's a shame that she's doing such a great job (though not necessarily her own fault) of providing him cover while he continues down his destructive path of self-appointed kingdom while cameras are focused elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

Hilton-Clinton 08:)