Thursday, June 07, 2007


Paris Hilton is out of jail, depriving cable news networks of their chance to use somber music and fancy graphics to count the number of days Hilton spent in stir.

CNN reports Hilton was freed Thursday morning and is now under house arrest. She's wearing an electronic monitor for the next 40 days.

Why house arrest? Police say it's for "medical reasons." Officially, Hilton served five days behind bars.


Anonymous said...

I'm really tired of this story and not at all interested. However, I did find it interesting that Cara Connely of KY3 took a moment to editorialize on her feelings about it on the 5:00 p.m. June 7 newscast.

Larry Burkum said...

Hey anon, remember when television news anchors and reporters provided facts and details, and let the editorializing (if any) be done by the station manager? Ah, those were the days. Not sure if Paris Hilton's release would have even rated 10 sec. reader.