Friday, July 04, 2008

JESSE HELMS, 86

The former U.S. Senator died early Friday, proving his patriotism by expiring on the Fourth of July.

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  1. Jesse Helms joins patriotic deathbed mates Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, James Monroe...and, oddly enough, Eva Gabor.

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  2. Bozo the Clown (Larry Harmon) also died.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080704/ap_on_en_tv/obit_harmon

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  3. Hey, Jack, there's still hope for Teddy Kennedy and Robert Byrd.

    I've got to go. Resuming my death watch.

    So long Jesse.

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