Tuesday, November 22, 2005

MANNEQUIN SEX

John Stone, the frightening force behind Curbstone Critic, sends along this culled skinny from SkyNews. Seems a teen has been trying to make it with a mannequin:
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless. But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbor."
Police say drugs and alcohol were not involved. That may be the creepiest fact of all.

5 comments:

A.McSholty said...

Okay this was clearly a story I should not have read pre-coffee.

GAH!

There are just so many unanswered questions there, that truthfully need not be answered but none-the-less leave the brain to wander...

GAH!

It takes a lot to creep me out, but I feel like I need a shower now.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, right... as if YOU never thought about doing exactly the same thing.

Ron Davis said...

Anon: I'd at least take off my pants.

John Stone said...

What are they going to charge him with? Sex with a dummy.

Hell, that mannequin should meet my ex .....

And what about that pervert Edgar Bergan with his finger up a dummy's ass all those years?

Anonymous said...

Edgar Bergen got wood any time he damned well wanted it...