OK, they were calves.
Hart was caught because he was greedy. He'd been to the barn "at least 50 times," according to police. The farm's owners reasonably installed a motion detector. When Hart tripped the alarm and was caught last January 22. He said he was there to use the bathroom.
Late last week, Hart got two years probation -- and was ordered to have a little psychological counseling -- after pleading no contest to charges of disorderly conduct and sex with an animal.
In some circles he is already infamous. Pet Abuse.com has a profile of Hart. It includes this fascinating tidbit:
Hart allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.