As blogger Duane Keys notes over at Minutia, the recent Motel 7 shootings came during a "WHAT IT DO" party featuring a $5 cover charge before midnight, a $10 cover after. Sounds like our kind of shindig, except for the gun.
A friend -- yes, we have several, or at least a couple -- has come up with a better party idea made especially for chicks. Not WHAT IT DO, but WHAT IT FONDUE -- a delightful night of assorted melted foodstuffs. No guns allowed, unless they're made of cheese.