Friday, March 10, 2006

SAY HELLO TO THE CHIEF

Salem, Mo., is not only the center of the known universe, it's also the land of the best-named candidate in the history of Missouri politics.

Running for state representative in the 150th District:
Republican
Jason T. Smith 301 S Jackson
Salem MO 65560

Libertarian
Chief Wana Dubie Route 4, Box 931-1
Salem MO 65560
No offense to Mr. Smith of Salem, but we're going with the Chief.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

He should run for Prez!
Hail to the Chief indeed!
JJ

Anonymous said...

Is his campaign manager Chief Smokum-Bigfattee?

Anonymous said...

Big Up Chief Wana Dubie! This toke is for you bro! Free the chronic! Damn the man trying to keep this great plant down! You get my vote!


Bong Blaster 420

Anonymous said...

In this case, wouldn't that be "Inhale to the Chief".....

Anonymous said...

I heard his running mate is an ex-army guy guy name Maj-Cottnmoufe

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for the joint session of the General Assembly...

Anonymous said...

Suggested slogan:

No Flip-Flops, Just Zig-Zags

Anonymous said...

I am running and thank you for your vote of confidence. Sincerely, Chief Wana Dubie
www.chiefwanadubie.com