Monday, December 04, 2006


Shocked, we tell you. We're shocked. Spencer's, the mildly risque gift shop, is selling sexy holiday ornaments. WKMG reports:
Six controversial ornaments, which can be purchased for $9 at Spencer's stores in Jacksonville and other parts of Florida, include an X-rated snowman and reindeer.

A television station reported that the pornaments can be found on store shelves at the Regency Square Mall in Jacksonville in plain view of children and to anyone who walks into the Spencer's stores.

Store workers said that there were no restrictions on who can purchase the pornaments in the store.

"It is just sad they have to stoop to this kind of thing to defame Christmas," Hillcrest Baptist Church Rev. Jim Patterson said. "It says we are nothing more than sexual acts or physical being and we are much more than that. We are spiritual beings and this is a spiritual holiday. And, why bring it to that level. It makes no sense to me."
Dong. Dong. Dong.


John Stone said...

Gee .. where's Dip ... .er ...Dee Wampler?

Anonymous said...

According to an item in this morning's News-Bleater, Wee Dumpler (Defender of Killers, Jesus and the Sanctity of Christmas) will address the Strafford School Board (motto: "Our Kids Don't Need to Think For Themselves") at 6 p.m. on December 14.

I have to think that if the media would only ignore this gasbag, he'd eventually have to revert to being just an attorney. But nooooo...