Today's top gripe comes from California, where a high-school senior decided to stage "Cabaret." Not at the high school, mind you, but that doesn't matter to the prudes who see filth in everything they don't like.
The production, staged at Antelope Valley College, was scheduled to open on Friday night. But the social cons were trying hard to stop the alleged madness. The Antelope Valley Press report on the controversy includes a hoot of a quote from Donita Winn, a trustee at the high school:
"I'm really going to suggest - not knowing anything about the play - that the girls wear a little more clothing," Winn said. "Also, the poses are a concern."
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