By those standards, John David R. Atchison is in for a bleak future.
Atchison, an assistant U.S. Attorney in Florida's northern district, is under arrest, charged with flying from Pensacola, Fla., to Detroit to have sex with a 5-year-old girl.
According to the Detroit News:
A sheriff's deputy posed as a mother who was interested in finding someone to have sex with her children, in a sting that has already netted a California paramedic and numerous other alleged pedophiles from around the country.
According to the complaint, Atchison reassured the sheriff's deputy who was posing as the child's mother that he would not hurt the 5-year-old because he goes "slow and easy," and "I've done it plenty."