Monday, October 22, 2007

WANTED: STUDS

Heidi Fleiss is looking for a few good men to "service women." The former Hollywood Madam is setting up shop in Nevada.

According to Heidi's Stud Farm, here's what they need:
We will hire 20 men and 10 on stand-by. Lady customers will be charged $250.00 an hour that will be split 50-50 to the house. Men will be able to keep all tips. They will be charged a weekly rate for a housekeeper, room, board, and food. Weekly tests for STDS and HIV are mandatory. Employees will register for a work card with the sheriff's department.
A hundred-twenty-five an hour, plus tips. Gentlemen, start your whatevers.

13 comments:

Darin said...

I hung out with her a few times in Santa Monica. She opened a store on the 3rd Street Promenade called Heidi Wear.

She carried lingerie and booty shorts. Nice enough gal. Talked a bit about her list.

This was right before she went to jail.

Anonymous said...

You mean you can get paid for that!? and to think I've been giving it away all these years. And can't women get it for free anyway; I'd like to see these heifers that have to pay $250 for sex.

Desdinova said...

I've been considering a career change, maybe this is the one I'm looking for.

Darin said...

Chicks dig guys with masks

Anonymous said...

Folks, the only reason The Editor posted this story was that he and I received some "invitations" from Ms. Fleiss.

We had been selected to apply for several positions, with the Stud Farm and I'm sorry to report that all slots have been filled.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Sudiegirl said...

My grandma asked me once if I would consider prostitution as a career...I replied, "If I had a good dental plan and every other weekend off, why not?"

My mother threw a pillow at me and told me to be quiet.

What? I was just answering a question my dear grandmama posed to me...jeez. Some people!

Rai Dee said...

It's a more honorable career than Personal Injury Attorney or Republican Whip.

Anonymous said...

Sure it's an honorable profession.

Not sure about the Whip thing. That could come under the "tip" definition.

You'll notice Ms. Heidi isn't letting Congressman William Jefferson count the money, though.

Anonymous said...

What about servicing the Larry "Wide Stance" Craigs of Our Land?

Anonymous said...

Hey, 2:21... don't you know, making disparaging remarks about Rep. Jefferson is racist?

Snicker.

Anonymous said...

Ron,
Wake up! It's been 24 hours since Mike Brothers dropped a bomb on his blog!
-Anonypants

Anonymous said...

Maybe the scarcity of posts leads to the conclusion that the Chatterer-in-Chief ran off with Rachel Aram.

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. God. I bet that's what happened!