The kind with round bullets:
•Back in those goofy '80s, Joan Van Ark was a cougar. Now she's something altogether different. Check out Van Ark's current look.
•We wish happy birthday to the woman who created CHATTER. Jo Ann Davis turned 80 on Dec. 3 -- sharing a birthday, we note, with Andy Williams (also 80) and Ozzy Osbourne, who turned 59. Now we know that Mom rocks.
•And happy 19th anniversary to actor Gary Busey, who smacked his skull in a motorcycle accident on Dec. 4, 1988.