WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

Our ojala wish list from Amazon is at the bottom of the left-side column. Or you can click here to find it and smirk.

We really want a graduated glass beaker. Coolest drinking glass ever.

And speaking of holiday gifts, WCBS reports on the trend of medical gift cards. Brazil, the great film, seems closer with each passing day:

MOTHER: By the way, I saw a wonderful idea for Christmas presents at the chemists. Gift tokens. Medical gift tokens.

MRS TERRAIN: Oh, that sounds marvelous.

MOTHER: Yes, they're good at any doctor's and at many of the major hospitals -- and they're accepted for gynecological complications including Caesarean section.

Merry merry joy joy, Stimpy.