Thursday, September 29, 2005


Having seen the commercials about Burger King's new breakfast sandwich, featuring "meat on top of meat on top of meat" (translation: sausage topped with bacon, crowned with ham), we are certain of two things:

•No offense to His Majesty, but the King is really rather creepy. His unblinking stare makes him seem like Wesley Clark without a sense of humor. The King concept may get praise from critics, but it's the stuff of which nightmares are made.

•If you can choke down a sandwich with three kinds of pig, you should bring along your own portable defibrillator. It's the least you can do.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Talk about 'why didn't I think of that?!?'