Do the 18-year-olds think their parents want them to get a degree in alcoholism, and is that how their parents want their money spent? If the city allows underage drinking, tragic car accidents could hurt or kill innocent persons.
While they're at it, they might as well change the name from Springfield to Sinfield.
But it's the "Sinfield" line that splits our gut. If things here are so bad, perhaps Telford should consider packing his things and moving east to a more hospitable climate.