Monday, March 31, 2008


Sen. Barack Obama's new brand of politics is now stuck in the old brand of reality. Witness his weekend humiliation at a bowling alley in Altonna, Pa. Not quite Mike Dukakis in a tank, but memorably bad.

Obama bowled a 37 and looked prissy while doing it. According to the Detroit Free Press:
"My economic plan is better than my bowling," Obama told fellow bowlers Saturday.

"It has to be," a man called out.
Pennsylvania holds its primary on April 22. Tip o' the pinhead to Mayor Dan.


Jason said...

That's a classic comeback...typical Pennsylvanian. :)

Anonymous said...

The Senator should've gotten tanked first. Everybody knows you bowl better when you're drunk.

Anonymous said...

A Democrat that can't bowl? What in the hell is the world coming to?

It's too bad he couldn't have gotten lessons from Archie Bunker.

That would make a great ticket. Obama/Bunker 08.

Their slogan could be..."Vote for one. Head for the other."

Anonymous said...

Yep, it's that whole "prissy" thing. He won't win. We don't elect "prissy" presidents. Well, 'cept Carter, and he was only half-prissy.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

His handlers should have known better than to put him in bowling shoes.

Anonymous said...

Yes, that is true. But then again, they should've never put Dukakis in a tank.

Anonymous said...

That would have been funny...a tipsy Obama trying to bowl.

Then Billary would make a political TV ad showing Obama sitting in the Oval Office at 3 in the morning, a bottle of Bud in his hand -- when suddenly the red phone rings....