Friday, February 24, 2006

PLUMPS WHEN YOU COOK IT

This is the "Hey Martha" story of the week. From KDKA in Pittsburgh, a tale of a penis and a microwave:
Authorities are now investigating a strange incident in McKeesport. Someone brought a severed male body part to a Get-Go to heat up in the microwave, and now police are trying to find the culprit.

McKeesport Police say a man walked into the store, located on Fifth Avenue, and asked the clerk to use the microwave oven.

After the clerk noticed a strange smell coming from the microwave, she opened the door and discovered human male genitalia cooking inside.

The man ran from the store after she made the discovery. She then called the police.

Some people were shocked at the news of the discovery.

“I mean what can you say. Hopefully, they’re looking for the person who it belongs to,” said Sandy Furman of McKeesport.

One man told KDKA he wasn’t surprised by what happened.

"I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt," said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. "It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast."

Authorities are now trying to find the victim and the man who fled the store.
Hot dog!

6 comments:

John Stone said...

That's a whacker of a tally-tale.

Suppose it's up on snopes.com yet ... ? Or maybe the Darwin Awards??

Anonymous said...

It couldn't have happened at Kum & Go. Came & Went, maybe...

Anonymous said...

Police are reported to be using the hunt-and-peck(er) method to search for the victim...

A.McSholty said...

At least they didn't get as far as slathering it in chili!

thom said...

Didn't know if this had been seen, so I thought I'd share.

Anonymous said...

no,..... nachos!