What: Called 911, said he'd been trying to sell a pound of pot for $1,100, but a dude with a shotgun stole it.
When: Dec. 6, 2006.
Why: Lack of intelligence.
How: Let the Wichita Eagle tell you:
[T]he buyer pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the marijuana, the victim told authorities after calling 911. Police officers arrived at the house with a drug-sniffing dog and were able to locate additional marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
The man with the gun was still "in the wind" as of Friday afternoon, police spokesman Gordon Bassham said.
The victim was booked into Sedgwick County Jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drugs.