Tuesday, February 13, 2007

DO NOT USE EASY-OFF

On Tuesday, Oprah aired "Ask Dr. Oz," that being Dr. Mehmet Oz, vice-chair of surgery (and a professor of cardiac surgery) at Columbia University. Naturally, the show featured questions about Brazilian wax jobs, Botox and cellulite.

The real heart-stopper of a question, however, had to do with douches. Are they necessary?

Oz replied: “The vagina is a self-cleaning oven."

5 comments:

Jack said...

Didn't figure you for an Oprah watcher. Way to be in touch with your feminine side.

Anonymous said...

Self-cleaning oven, you bet.

You damned sure don't want to line one with aluminum foil, either. Don't ask me how I know this, I just do.

Anonymous said...

I've encountered two or three that must have had a faulty cleaning element.

Whoa, Nellie!

Anonymous said...

That baked-on tuna casserole is a real bitch to clean off, for sure.

Anonymous said...

The Vagina Monologs are playing at MSU and Drury this weekend. I plan on asking one myself.