Tuesday, March 20, 2007


The free-speech case heard this week by the U.S. Supreme Court is styled Morse v. Frederick, but it'll forever be known as the case that got at least four of the nine justices to utter the word "bong."

The skinny: Students leave school, with permission, to watch Olympic torch come through their town. One student unfurls 14-foot banner proclaiming "Bongs Hits 4 Jesus." Principal tears down sign, suspends student for 10 days. Student sues over loss of free speech.

As always, Linda Greenhouse of The New York Times has the definitive account of the arguments. The attorney for the principal and school board was Ken Starr, and he made it all about drugs:
“Illegal drugs and the glorification of the drug culture are profoundly serious problems for our nation.”
Free speech for students doesn't include pro-drug speech, Starr insisted.

The chief justice, John Roberts, was Starr's deputy in the solicitor general’s office. Roberts was understandably sympathetic to his old boss, but went one step over the line and started making throat-clearing noises about stifling more than just pro-bong speech:
“Why is it that the classroom ought to be a forum for political debate simply because the students want to put that on their agenda?” Chief Justice Roberts asked Mr. Starr.

The question was particularly interesting because Mr. Starr had just sought to reassure the court that his argument was not limitless. The court’s leading precedent on student speech, a 1969 decision called Tinker v. Des Moines School District, “articulates a baseline of political speech” that students have a presumptive right to engage in, Mr. Starr said.
Riding to the rescue of the free speechers was Sam Alito. After hearing the government argue that a school “does not have to tolerate a message that is inconsistent” with its mission of education, Alito replied:
“I find that a very, very disturbing argument, because schools have defined their educational mission so broadly that they can suppress all sorts of political speech and speech expressing fundamental values of the students under the banner of getting rid of speech that’s inconsistent with educational missions.”
Agreement with Alito? Jesus, feels like a bong hit.


Anonymous said...

Speaking of Starr, did you catch the NPR interview about Blackwater yesterday? Apparently Starr is defending Blackwater from angry families of deceased employees. Real interesting interview.

dr.filbert said...

Bong Hits 4 Geeezus is also pro-Geeezus. Do Ken Starr and the SCOTUS have a problem with Geeezus? Peers to me Ken Starr and the SCOTUS want to bogart Geeeezus' bong.

Anonymous said...

I know this was first posted last week, but I wanted to let you know, this headline made my day. He he he.