Friday, March 30, 2007

PIZZA SEX IN ALABAMA

Reba Diane Britnell, 45, of Shoals, Ala., is accused of asking a man to buy her a pizza. OK so far. She allegedly offered sex in exchange for the pie. In some circumstances, that's a date.

But Britnell's offer to the man, cops say, involved sex with Britnell's teenage daughter. WAFF reports:
Franklin County District Attorney Joey Rushing says, "Investigators have been investigating the case for several months. Thursday the case went to the grand jury. Requesting another person to engage in sexual intercourse with someone to pay for pizza is what the indictment says. That's what she's charged with and she's set for arraignment in April. Then she will be placed on the trial doc (sic). In a couple of months."

Britnell was released on $15,000 bond.
The charge is criminal solicitation second-degree rape. Britnell could face up to 10 years in prison, if convicted.

3 comments:

Jack said...

Food and Sex at the same time? George is getting horny.

Anonymous said...

Questions, questions:

1. Did anybody eventually get a piece?
2. Was it hot when it came out of the box?
3. Did it smell of anchovies?
4. Was it extra cheesy?
5. Just how big a pie was it?
6. And what about the pizza?

Anonymous said...

Mama should have known you can't trade a small for a large. It just doesn't work that way.