THAT AIN'T SOUR CREAM

Hands down, Raymond Adamcik, a 54-year-old physician from Brevard County, Fla., wins the award for Best Freak.

Cops say Adamcik, dressed in a Captain America costume for a festive pub crawl, groped a woman who wouldn't touch his burrito.

His large burrito. The one tucked in the crotch of his costume.

Yeesh. WFTV reports:

On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification."

The woman pointed out Adamcik and the burrito was found in his boot. He was taken to the police station. There, while in a holding cell, police said, he asked to use the bathroom and tried to flush a joint, also hidden in his blue tights, down the toilet.

Adamcik reportedly checked into rehab this week.