Monday, May 07, 2007


To ridicule, to mock, to kick around. Paris Hilton serves a purpose on this planet. Now that she's going to jail (or so we fervently hope), she's exceeding all expectations with her petulant whining. Excellent. All the more reason to mock her.

Reuters reports that Hilton is "visibly shocked and tearful" following her Friday sentencing to 45 days in jail. She's supposed to turn herself in by June 5, but she won't be going without a fight:
"I told the truth," Hilton told photographers waiting outside her Los Angeles home on Saturday night.

"I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted. I don't deserve this."

Her lawyer, Howard Weitzman, has said he will appeal "to modify the sentence."

Hilton's mother Kathy voiced her anger at the ruling over the weekend. "This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayers' money with this nonsense. It is a joke," she told
Paris Hilton blames her (now-fired) publicist for the mess; she claims the publicist told her it was OK to drive, even though Hilton's license was suspended.


Abnormally Normal said...

She supposedly said she was told that she was allowed to drive for work purposes, yet doesn't explain what kind of work she was doing at 11:30 at night when she was stopped for not having any headlights.
In any case, a suspended license is a suspended license.
45 days certainly doesn't seem like cruel punishment since there has to be others out there that have received harsher sentences for the same offense.

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