A VERY BRADY SOMETHING

Being a child of the '70s, CHATTER's chief typist has a fondness for the Bradys, the fake all-American family that taught us how easily eight people (nine if you count Alice) could survive in a house with an Astroturf lawn and one bathroom.

Now comes word of a new kind of Brady Bunch. Adult Video News spills about Not the Bradys XXX, a DVD with a wicked twist. AVN tells us about the flick's plotline:

Faced with financial difficulties at home due to slow business at his architectural firm, Mike and his wife Carol reluctantly tell the kids that the entire household will be on a budget for the next few months until business picks back up and the cash crisis ends. The kids get together and decide to help out by taking on odd jobs, holding car washes and pitching in wherever they can to help save the family house from bank foreclosure. Wild fun and mayhem ensue, especially when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a "figure model" and finds out she's about to star in a porn movie.

Ron Jeremy guests as Sam the Butcher. The meat jokes have just begun.