Wednesday, April 23, 2008

SUPERNATURALLY SCREWED

Two women in Federal Way, Wash., say a ghost has raped them. Yes, we know.

As KOMO reports:
[T]he two women told officers a paranormal person has been placing sensors on their bodies and having intercourse with them at their apartment ...

One of the women said the assault began when she lived in Kent and followed them to Federal Way. The second woman said her encounters began recently.

The maintenance man in charge of the apartment complex said the women keep calling him saying the ghosts are raping them on weekend nights. He finally told them to call police.
And now he has the foundation for the world's best Penthouse Forum letter.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You could just tell by looking at him that Casper had gone to the dark side.

Anonymous said...

Did the unearth move for them?