GLENN FORD, 90

Smitty gets the point for informing us that Glenn Ford is dead. Though he was watching JJ when he caught the news, so perhaps it's a half-point to each.

Best bit to know about Ford, courtesy of the BBC:

An action man both on and off screen, he later took up hang-gliding at the age of 64 and got married for the fourth time at 76.

There is hope for all of us yet.